May 21, 2013

Programming is like sex.

Programming is like sex.  If you're doing it purely for money, it won't be worth it.
from Quora

January 19, 2012

Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.
- Louis Srygley

January 11, 2012

Typing choices

Pick two: Object-Oriented, Statically Typed, Simple.

December 20, 2011

Web programming

Web programming is the science of coming up with increasingly complicated ways of concatenating strings.