Programming is like sex.

Programming is like sex.  If you're doing it purely for money, it won't be worth it.

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Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.

- Louis Srygley

Typing choices

Pick two: Object-Oriented, Statically Typed, Simple.

Web programming

Web programming is the science of coming up with increasingly complicated ways of concatenating strings.

Managing a Perl Programmer